The Clean Up Crew Today was a big day in my relationship with the red ants at my door, who I call the clean up crew. I returned from the forest today at 5:30 as per usual, sat down, and took off my boots. When I got up and reached for the door handle, I noticed that the clean up crew were all facing me and frozen in their steps. I wasn’t convinced that they could actually be watching me, so I put my hand out and reached towards them like I might poke them. They all backed up in their tracks. With pinchers like that, it’s a relief to know that I hold the upper hand in this relationship. Like I said, it was a big day. Blue’s New Baby This morning we saw a newborn baby – it must have been born only an hour or two before we arrived. The mother, Blue, is an old woman and my assistant Charles was so surprised that she gave birth to another baby that he suggested that we throw her a party (in place of this we opted for cheering some beer over di...